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Aug 04, 2015 · The bacon grease won’t do anything to the gun. Wipe it off with a paper towel and go about your business. It might make the dog curious. I save all my bacon grease for cooking, but if I’m in a hurry and can’t find any of the dozen cans of WD-40 laying around, I’ll grab a finger full of the bacon …

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Aug 03, 2015 · Ted Cruz's machine-gun bacon cooking technique is a surefire recipe for disaster. This article is more than 5 years old. The Texas senator carefully wraps bacon around the …

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Aug 06, 2015 · Sen. Ted Cruz appears in a video making machine gun bacon. Five stories that have North Texas talking: Ted Cruz makes bacon; a court strikes down …

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Aug 04, 2015 · Ted Cruz Makes Machine Gun Bacon Because What Else Were Firearms Made For? By Omar Villegas August 4, 2015 at 12:08 pm. Ted Cruz is a regular ol’ guy from Texas. And he wants to prove it to you. The Republican presidential hopeful took the IJReview on a trip to the firing range so he could show off one of his favorite recipes: machine gun bacon

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Aug 03, 2015 · Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is hoping for a viral hit (in the vein of Sen. Lindsey Graham) when he teamed up with Independent Journal Review on Monday to cook bacon …

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Watch GOP candidate Ted Cruz cook bacon with a 'machine-gun' Matthew Speiser. 2015-08-04T13:51:58Z The letter F. An envelope. It indicates the ability to send an email

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Aug 03, 2015 · The short video, which appears on IJReview’s web site shows Cruz wrapping bacon around the barrel of a machine gun, covering it with aluminum …

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May 06, 2020 · Ted Cruz likes to present himself as a ‘real American’. The kind that plays with machine guns and bacon. A Texas patriot who loves Jesus, being conservative, and AMERICA. However, according to Raw Story, Ted Cruz supports another American pastime apparently, which is men masturbating into each others anuses, for he declared that China needs …

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A BC's "Scandal" did its own version of Sen. Ted Cruz's infamous "machine-gun bacon" routine Thursday night, having one of its presidential candidates open fire to fry some up.. In the episode

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Aug 03, 2015 · How does a Republican candidate stand out from the other 16? Three days from their first debate, Ted Cruz decided to cook bacon on the barrel of an assault rifle. Faced with a crowded Republican field and an omnipresent, flame-throwing …

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Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With a Machine Gun: Watch Now! Because America! By Julia Hays Aug 04, 2015 2:55 PM Tags. Politics Funny E! Loves. YouTube. Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz likes

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Aug 03, 2015 · Ted Cruz cooks and eats machine gun bacon (VIDEO) Ted Cruz cooks and eats machine gun bacon (VIDEO) 08/03/2015 04:48 PM | by Joey Clementine. As the …

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Aug 03, 2015 · In a video released on Monday, Ted Cruz showed off his unique method of cooking bacon on the nozzle of a machine-gun. Watch Ted Cruz Cook His Bacon With A Machine Gun Music

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Apart from erroneously calling his recipe “machine-gun bacon,” when the weapon doesn’t appear to be fully automatic, the Senator looks moderately comfortable with a firearm. We’ve rated his performance as a 3/5 stars. We suppose the Cruz campaign decided that “Semiautomatic Rifle Bacon…

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